The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.802 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,367 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,972 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 290,869^th in the world and 5,471^st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -48.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.