The Wicked of Tvania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elphaba nahmen nahmen with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.913 billion OoowoahaAAAAAAAA have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oz. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient wicked economy, worth a remarkable 2,660 trillion brooms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,256 brooms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Real men are endangered, schoolchildren are divided over Elphaba nahmen nahmen's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, and government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out. Crime is totally unknown. Tvania's national animal is the Flying Monkeys, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glinda Up Dog.

Tvania is ranked 8,527^th in the world and 161^st in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 134,059.1 Standard Monetary Units.