The Chaotic Nightmare Nation of Zandos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by High Memer Eggward The Third with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 933 million Zandosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandian. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zandosi economy, worth 127 trillion Zandollas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,670 Zandollas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zandos's national animal is the D U C C, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zandos is ranked 14,250^th in the world and 612^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 338.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.