The Northern Republic of Tyopio is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Kaliede Ralienvie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.335 billion Tyopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Culotundar. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyopian economy, worth 981 trillion Tyopian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,914 Tyopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, saying "don't do anything that Chancellor Kaliede Ralienvie wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyopio's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Tyopio is ranked 296,569^th in the world and 3,793^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.