The Allied Green and Red States of Ubiquistania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Franfost with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.097 billion Ubiquistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danaphafe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ubiquistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,001 trillion nabikits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,021 nabikits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Ubiquistania are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown. Ubiquistania's national animal is the Six-tufted turkey buzzard, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gadgetism.

Ubiquistania is ranked 249,713^th in the world and 5,977^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.