The Federal Republic of Yugarritia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Rivera with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.657 billion Yugarritians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Cabellal. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yugarritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,991 trillion Alfas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,167 Alfas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, and Marcus Rivera shot first. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugarritia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yugarritia is ranked 3,063^rd in the world and 74^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.12 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.