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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,925thMost Stationary: 5,243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,797th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
UAE
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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United-Arab-Emirates

Population13.142 billion

CurrencyUAE dirham
Animalcamel

The Federal Republic of United-Arab-Emirates is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.142 billion United-Arab-Emiratesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The all-consuming United-Arab-Emiratesian economy, worth 765 trillion UAE dirhams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,236 UAE dirhams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,913 per year while the poor average 14,197, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

United-Arab-Emirates has designated United-Arab-Emirates City as its capital city, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United-Arab-Emirates's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United-Arab-Emirates is ranked 5,797th in the world and 1st in Organization Islamic Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,371.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,925thMost Stationary: 5,243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,797thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,973rdTop
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Largest Populations: 17,800th

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  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : United-Arab-Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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