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Most Conservative: 255thMost Authoritarian: 305thMost Extreme: 1,467th
The Allied States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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VPR 0b0

Population542 million

CurrencyBank
AnimalCard

The Allied States of VPR 0b0 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 542 million VPR 0b0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant VPR 0b0ian economy, worth 4.23 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,806 Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VPR 0b0's national animal is the Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VPR 0b0 is ranked 121,079th in the world and 4,596th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 2.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Conservative: 255thMost Authoritarian: 305thMost Extreme: 1,467thTop
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Most Income Equality: 2,629thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,873rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 18,236th
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 189th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 481st in the regionMost Pacifist: 724th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 745th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : VPR 0b0's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : VPR 0b0 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in VPR 0b0, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.

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