The Royal Pigeon Republic of Elestansa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anatolie Negutesco with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.061 billion Elesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telavograd. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elesian economy, worth 91.5 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 86,238 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national water supply has entered detox, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elestansa's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pigeon Worshipping.

Elestansa is ranked 239,964^th in the world and 1,255^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -11.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.