Population | 4.981 billion |
Capital | las yeetus |
Leader | abby queen of transfems |
Faith | yeetest bobisom |
Currency | yeetcoin |
Animal | yeeting eagle |
The Yeeting state of Yeettown usa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by abby queen of transfems with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.981 billion yeetists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of las yeetus. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming yeetgurl economy, worth 660 trillion yeetcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,560 yeetcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and 'Yeeting Eaglenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeettown usa's national animal is the yeeting eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is yeetest bobisom.
Yeettown usa is ranked 283,450th in the world and 6,226th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Yeettown usa's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Nationeer.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Serene Atrythonic Kingdom of Atrito.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Yeettown usa was endorsed by The United States of South Parter.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 90 » Petronellania, New Cordyceps, Shibutani, Jeltronian WA Mission, Great Bights Mum, Zelenaya Dolina, New Atlantico, Eurocom, Laforeia, Bodhisva, Russila, Ethnon, Ayuzhhhhh, Varisland, Dreadton, Corfad, Zandos, Arostica, Bagojo, Kainin, Aoncarpa, Marlducro, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Castle In Confidence, TheLandOfFunFunFun, United Kahndaq, United Orange Valley States, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, Eralan, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, Rex Republic, Germanic Cat, Siwale, Chipoli, PlanetMercury, Texaska, Deliber, Koda-Land, The Tony Paporordia, Ereena, Aerilia, Bedsonya, Armonker, CyberEgypt, Vancricia, Pribaltic Union, Darkanistan, The New Oceanic States, and 40 others.Alogiada, Kranostav, Halsoni, Esperonia, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Jenha, Altivia, New Lakemba, Fragrancia, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Notyoutopia, Oannia, Tennessee Empire, Nechavia, PotatoFarmers, Neptunian Military Administration, Ishtimbine, Republiqueducroissant, Mystiquelle, Nouvel Empire, Davidianian, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Zerentopia, Khoik, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, South Parter, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, Atrito, Nationeer, Sechiole, and Vendonesam.