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Most Armed: 504thHighest Crime Rates: 584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 649th
The Unitary State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zimmerdachen

Population15.298 billion

CapitalHaben
LeaderGlorious Sun Leader

CurrencyRaun
AnimalFrog

The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.298 billion Zimmerdens enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 307,447 Rauns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,074,995 per year while the poor average 63,902, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, Glorious Sun Leader has killer fashion sense, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 155,806th in the world and 6,003rd in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 612.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 504thHighest Crime Rates: 584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 649thMost Secular: 671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 679thRudest Citizens: 774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 833rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 907thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 924thFattest Citizens: 929thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,259thLargest Retail Industry: 1,389thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,978thSmartest Citizens: 2,030thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,219thMost Cultured: 2,369thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,847thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,508thHighest Economic Output: 3,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,711thLargest Governments: 11,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,048thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,685thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 14,769thLargest Black Market: 18,092ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,414thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,456thLargest Populations: 26,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,283rd
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Most Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 105th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 259th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 454th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 526th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 595th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 620th in the regionLargest Governments: 658th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 800th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 903rd in the regionLargest Populations: 935th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 979th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 999th in the regionMost Influential: 1,031st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,045th in the regionNudest: 1,134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Crime Rates, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, Glorious Sun Leader has killer fashion sense.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the nation is Lazarus's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.

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