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Largest Agricultural Sector: 415thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 768th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.221 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.221 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,401 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 332,531 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 162,647th in the world and 7,045th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 415thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,189thMost Secular: 1,369thHighest Average Incomes: 1,394thLargest Black Market: 1,443rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,936thLargest Retail Industry: 1,950thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,159thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,460thMost Efficient Economies: 2,507thSmartest Citizens: 3,013thMost Influential: 3,033rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,434thHighest Crime Rates: 3,538thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,616thRudest Citizens: 3,674thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,784thFattest Citizens: 3,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,917thMost Armed: 4,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,390thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,661stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,351stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,849thHighest Economic Output: 5,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,252ndMost Cultured: 7,558thLargest Governments: 7,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,275thMost Developed: 8,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,098thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,416thMost Stationary: 13,956thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,123rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 139th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Armed: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 177th in the regionRudest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionMost Stationary: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionLargest Governments: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 410th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 508th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 556th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558th in the regionLargest Populations: 714th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 815th in the regionMost Influential: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Zimmerdachen endorsed The Federation of Solcius.
  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Federation of Solcius.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Zimmerdachen.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 167 » Shinjuku tokyo 0, United Federation of Technocrats, Hamerica, Ethnon, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Ihese, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Kocherian, Serendipita Martia, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Saperisole, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, and 117 others.Schnuftelland, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Valhalla123, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ihsan, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, New Avian, Fluffy Noodles, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Hopsin, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Sunto, Fayyayid, Arichia, Malta Comino Gozo, Praeceps, Timothea, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Terban Kedah, Maclare, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Abject Ludicrosity, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Buckhem, The Noviosyus, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Olofin, Solskjar, Protonfield, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Ultra777, Neu-Galicia, Yalgora, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Comfed, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Cosmosplosion, Hardscrabble, Jestings, Ofira, and Solcius.

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