The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, feral children, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.37 billion Zimmerdens are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 6,982 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 342,801 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 27,666^th in the world and 1,110^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,672.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.