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gonna wait now
*Cleans it up and makes*
Can you do that somewhere else instead of an RMB.
Volaworand and Kavanos
Sorry all! I'll head back to Discord :-)
(Thanks, 
Volaworand. Now everyone here’s mad at both of us. Me, because of that rum, and you, for making a mess of said rum!)
Oopsie! Volaworand made a mess! *Cleaning up vomit*.
Volaworand, Pakitsk, and Kavanos
*Just Wandering around the RMB bc Im the only one online here*
*sees the mess*
Who the F*** did this?
wait! no don't push me! so so so.. ok. i luv you TEP! your all right *hick* whoever said you were TEPid is gonna have to fight me... lemma at em... I peck dere knees off!!! ok, ok I'm going.
sorry about the mess! *drunken penguin waddles back to the TNP/TSP festivities*
Gunshots ring over your head.
NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER, BRING SOME BIZZKITS!
Volaworand and Kylondia
The sergeant nodded, "Of course, feel free to do anything", he continued "Come with us, we will guide you to Schließbahn. The town is just a couple of kilometres from here, it'll be a quick journey. Once you people are in town you can go north from there"
The Sergeant Present smiles in agreement, "Thank you very much and we are very happy to be here on your island.However, before we head our way to the town, may i signal the fleet?" as he said that, he pulls a flare Gun and Cartridge out of his front pocket, before presenting it to the Sergeant.
La Xinga and Aldenbourg
The sergeant looks at the flare gun, "Like I said, do whatever you want. We must not waste time though, the governor is an impatient man, we'll be waiting, just say the word and we'll escort you... all"
The Brexiteerian Sergeant loads the flare and points it to the sky to the direction the sea, "Very well, lets go then." as he finished he fired and the flare launched to the sky, as they were escorted by the Bergsteiger the sky above is lit up by a Blue Flare slowly making its decent to the water
Over at HMS Royal, a Spotter sees the Blue Flare and Tells Nelson that the fleet has permission to dock. shortly they are already heading to the town where they can unload their troops and supplies.
La Xinga and Aldenbourg
dex xinga comes and blowz up everythingz
Even though the jungle are said to be filled with natives, it was a fairly safe trip. After they finished the journey the town of Schließbahn can be seen from a distance, its large palisade walls protecting the settlers within. A guardsmen sees them and shouts at the soldiers "Stop! Stop right there!", he squints his eyes and recognises the green trenchcoat and camouflaged stahlhelm the sergeant was wearing, "Oh- um, sorry Sergeant, please come in. The governer is waiting in the building". "Wait here, please", the Mountaineers head into town, the 19 men are ordered to go back to their tents while the sergeant heads in the hall.
He salutes to Governor Marsier, "Governor, the troops are here", Marsier smiles, "Finally! Tell them to march to the garrison up north now". The sergeant leaves the building and goes to commander of the Brexiteers, "All right, you all can go now" he points to his right, "The camp is 3 miles from here. Good luck, you all are gonna need it"
the Sergeant turned around and Acknowledged what the Sargent said"we thank you very much, however im afraid we have our orders that once we are allowed on the island, we have to await the rest of our forces to land and join us. If you Governor is not too happy about that, rest be assured that they will not go within the walls of this settlement, although its customary of our tradition that our Leading officers meet with your Governor as well"
Dreamersistan and Aldenbourg
The sergeant sighs, "Very well, although if you wait, you wait outside. The town is crowded, but your soldiers can get a drink in one of the bars", he continued, "Tell your commanding officers that Marsier is in the large, wooden building, can't miss it".
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Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand
Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration
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The Brexiteerian Nods in acknowledgement before turning around and signalling the men to follow him out of the town to wait for the rest of the garrison
2 hours later and the Brexiteerian Soldiers arrive to the outskirts of the town, with some soldiers heading into the bar. however, their drinking experience did not last long as they returned to their squads and platoons to salute the arrival of the 1st Marchog Marwolaeth Battalion as well as Lt. General Richard and Admiral Nelson coming to great the Governor, in which they went to do after waving off the Battalion escorting them. a few minutes later and they arrived at the Wooden Building the Brexiteerian Sargent said where the Governor should be.
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