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Felis silvestris caucasica wrote:what's this?

This is Forest's Regional Message Board. Welcome!

Felis silvestris caucasica wrote:what's this?

What is anything really. Why are we here? Why is "here" here? What is "here"? Why does "here" smell like chicken?

Ignoring all of the posts not posting a list. LET'S DO THIS.

Canaltia wrote:It's been a bit since I posted on here, due to my life being really busy, so we're going to play a fun game of two truths and a lie (except it's three truths and a lie because a lot has happened recently)! Winner gets a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. Right. Here we go!
1: I learned Pachelbel's Canon and got paid $400 for it
2: I slipped on ice and sprained my ankle
3: The store I worked at got robbed, and I was almost a prime suspect
4: I got accepted to do missionary work for 10 months next year

Edit: It's late and I don't want to give it away right away, so... Suspense!

My guess is 2, purely because it's the least outrageous of all of those choices.

Palos heights wrote:SAME. Just moved into a new apartment myself.

3 is the lie. No one does any robbing in Canada, you just say sorry and that's the end of it.

1. Yankee Candles are my financial kryptonite
2. I'm deathly allergic to bees
3. I have been set on fire before
4. I am the least accomplished of my siblings

My guess is 4, because you don't strike me as somebody who would want to brag about being more accomplished than a sibling.

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:I am going for 2. (I think you are also wrong about 4, but never mind.)

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Well, OK, here is my stuff.

1. I once hid in a restroom stall for 40 minutes to avoid getting vaccinated.
2. I once jumped on a table to see Erdogan at a "casual rally" in a holiday resort.
3. I once came across Senator Elizabeth Warren during a morning walk in Boston, but didn't recognize her until my friend nudged me after she walked past us.
4. I never had any pets.

2, knowing your track record of disdain for Erdogan.... though that could have been awhile ago, before you were political or you may have liked him back then.

The Grene Knyght wrote:I know I'm not really active that often on this RMB so this is gonna be a bit hard, but here's my 3 truths and a lie anyway.
1) Legally, I have 3 grandfathers.
2) I used to work on a video game called "Fortnite," by a company called "Epic Games".
3) I finished my master's degree at 21.
4) I used to be a model for clothes and ads and such - major sportswear brands, banana-flavoured milk, catwalks, basically everything.

2. It seems a bit too 'oh hey, I was once involved with a famous thing'.

Prasna wrote:Three truths and one lie:
1)I didn't graduate elementary school yet.
2)I joined NS in June 4th.
3)I speak English as my native language.
4)I'm a Social Democrat.

Hopefully 1....

Sacara wrote:Three truths and a lie:

1. I'm going to major in political science and afterward get my law degree.
2. I'm politically affiliated with the Republican Party.
3. I've been dating my boyfriend for over six months.
4. I prefer warm weather rather than cold weather.

3 seems like a trick one, knowing that you are generally right wing....

so I'm going to plump for 4.

Cameroi wrote:1. i had to wait half my life for personal computers to become something i could afford.
2. i flunked all four years of phys ed in high school.
3. i aced my s.a.t.'s to enter university after i got out of the air force.
4. i live in a small cabin in the sierras near the town of comptonville, with two ferrets, a red panda and a bobcat.

(yes, only one of these is a lie)

2. I'd question how you'd get into the armed forces having failed physical education...?

(4 is weird though so I'd mark that one as well if I could... it's just so weirdly specific that I'm compelled to think it might be true).

Turbeaux wrote:The listed value was hyperinflated by some very expensive buys back in April.

Here are my three truths and a lie:

1) I almost got flunked out of a middle school computing class for programming and distributing a harmless Trojan.
2) I have tetrachromatic vision.
3) I have misophonia.
4) I have modeled nude for several different artistic
photography and video projects.

I had to look up those conditions and now confidently say that 2 is the lie. You can't have the same amount of cones in your eye as a bird. No way.

Caracasus wrote:Alright then, here goes. Again, the trick of the game is to not exagurate but present stuff in a certain light or without certain important info so they sound far more interesting than they are.

1) I've had coffee with the drummer from The Clash.

2) I once nearly set fire to a neighbour's tree with a home made rocket launcher.

3) I was the only kid stupid enough to graffiti their whole name on the school wall.

4) Out of all the kids on the street I grew up in, I'm one of the few that didn't die of an overdose, get groomed for underage prostitution or wind up in prison.

2. I bet you actually did set fire to that tree with the rocket launcher :D

The geeses commonwealth of goosedom wrote:I think I will submit one as well:
1. I write fugues.
2. I am a monarchist.
3. I am a goose I admire modern Norway.
4. I design board games.

1? Somehow it feels very out of place.

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:3 truths and 1 lie.

1) I once stabbed a patient in the wrist over eighteen times in one day, to no medical benefit.
2) Intestines are delicious to me, I love how chewy they are.
3) My children's favourite fluffy toy is named "Rectum", because it has a hole in its butt you can push things into.
4) If I see a stranger having a cardiac arrest on a train, I almost certainly wouldn't give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, even thought I know how, and even if it might save their life.

Right I'm going to say 3, purely because it's the only one that doesn't imply manslaughter in some way and CWA the Medical Psychopath is an amusing head cannon. :D

Uan aa Boa wrote:

Anyway, here's mine.

1. I'm a member of the Green Party.
2. I once told the Archbishop of York to get out of the way.
3. There's a book on philosophical ethics that credits one of its ideas to me in a footnote.
4. I shook hands with Princess Diana.

Tough one! My guess is 4, because she's been dead for over 20 years and demographically that would put you significantly over the average here? But tough one.

The new bluestocking homeland, Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Mount Seymour, and 8 othersLord Dominator, The geeses commonwealth of goosedom, Uan aa Boa, Palos heights, Turbeaux, Canaltia, Rivienland, and Prasna

And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

Frieden-und Freudenland, Lord Dominator, The geeses commonwealth of goosedom, Turbeaux, and 2 othersCanaltia, and Prasna

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

4? However, I have been physically present on Earth for 32 years so I was physically present when that happened also.

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

I would believe 2 and 3. You had said that you were teaching English (at least in the past) so you can be interested in writing a novel - and since you are a very creative issues author, I would expect that creativity to help you with that as well.

Also, I remember you mentioning that you had a fairly diverse ancestry and that you could claim multiple ethnic backgrounds, so 3 must also be true.

I cannot know about 1 or 4. You must have been very young before the Syrian Civil War broke out, so would you have made a touristic visit to Aleppo or Latakia as a teenager?

I think I'll choose 1.

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

I guess 3. You got mine wrong btw - I was laid off from that job just before Christmas. Also I'm not supposed to talk about it - I signed a NDA - but since you don't know who I am and I'm not revealing anything important I'm sure it's fine...

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

I'm saying 3 is untrue because 7 is an awful lot of countries even for someone with varied ancestry. As someone who feels strongly about Europe you would have totally gone to that debate and I'm pretty sure you're old enough to have been to Syria pre 2011. A novel? Why not?

The king of all cosmos

1. I've never played or owned a game worth more than $29.99.
2. I've never played Fortnite.
3. I have done Taekwondo before.
4. I can do the splits.

Frieden-und Freudenland, Lord Dominator, Sapnu puas, The geeses commonwealth of goosedom, and 3 othersPalos heights, Turbeaux, and Canaltia

K time for a prossibly mildly unfair three truths one lie, seeing as I rarely talk about my own life.

1. Despite running a fantasy tech nation I have never read Tolkien & in fact have an immature dislike of it just because it's mainstream.
2. I am often drawn to people because I wish to learn of their flaws & suffering.
3. I don't think in my own voice & remember particular voices in order to impart certain qualities into my own writing & thinking, often also imitating accents in my speech habits.
4. I watch anime often.

The king of all cosmos wrote:1. I've never played or owned a game worth more than $29.99.
2. I've never played Fortnite.
3. I have done Taekwondo before.
4. I can do the splits.

Betting on number one, mate.

Frieden-und Freudenland, Lord Dominator, Sapnu puas, The geeses commonwealth of goosedom, and 3 othersPalos heights, Turbeaux, and Canaltia

The king of all cosmos wrote:1. I've never played or owned a game worth more than $29.99.
2. I've never played Fortnite.
3. I have done Taekwondo before.
4. I can do the splits.

4.

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

1

Also, you got my own three truths and a lie right, but it’s only because of I’m currently single.

Shwe Tu Colony wrote:K time for a prossibly mildly unfair three truths one lie, seeing as I rarely talk about my own life.

1. Despite running a fantasy tech nation I have never read Tolkien & in fact have an immature dislike of it just because it's mainstream.
2. I am often drawn to people because I wish to learn of their flaws & suffering.
3. I don't think in my own voice & remember particular voices in order to impart certain qualities into my own writing & thinking, often also imitating accents in my speech habits.
4. I watch anime often.

Betting on number one, mate.

2

Lord Dominator, Palos heights, Turbeaux, and Canaltia

Chan island wrote:

2. I'd question how you'd get into the armed forces having failed physical education...?
(4 is weird though so I'd mark that one as well if I could... it's just so weirdly specific that I'm compelled to think it might be true).

well i wish my #4 was true. that's sort of how i'd like to be living. as for how i got in, this was in the late 60s, and the army was drafting every male pretty much right out of high school, regardless. it wasn't something that would have been my first choice at all, but it is the source of my retirement now. the air force had this option to get in before the army got you, called inactive reserves. they beat the army by 3 days. a month later i was going through basic. i graduated high school in 1966 if that helps put this in perspective.

Jutsa wrote:>lunar eclipse
>during a blizzard

why cruel fate

was raining buckets where i live, so no sky for me either.

Forestian allishive

Wow, I found some free time to check in on my puppet states

(Of course it is 11:18 PM but who's counting)

Forestian allishive

Oh, fine, I'll be trendy

  1. I was in the Alamo Bowl halftime show in 2017

  2. I live in Flint, MI

  3. I'm fifteen

  4. I once had over 10 puppet states

Forestian allishive wrote:Oh, fine, I'll be trendy
  1. I was in the Alamo Bowl halftime show in 2017

  2. I live in Flint, MI

  3. I'm fifteen

  4. I once had over 10 puppet states

I'm going to go with 2. The first is pretty specific, and I currently have about 70 active puppets, so four is plausible. While 2 and 3 are both equally likely, it just seems more probable that someone would lie about whereabouts on here. So 2.

Forestian allishive

Canaltia wrote:I'm going to go with 2. The first is pretty specific, and I currently have about 70 active puppets, so four is plausible. While 2 and 3 are both equally likely, it just seems more probable that someone would lie about whereabouts on here. So 2.

Correct! I'm from Holly, MI, which is about a half hour from Flint.

BTW I just realized what your flag is and it kind of triggers my OCD lol

Forestian allishive wrote:BTW I just realized what your flag is and it kind of triggers my OCD lol

That's what I'm here for!

Do any of you guys know what how many words you type per minute? I just took a few online tests, and I range from 100-115 WPM.

The new bluestocking homeland

Chan island wrote:And, sweet denizens, my own list.

1) I went on holiday to Syria before the war.

2) I am currently writing a novel.

3) I am eligible and/or have the citizenship of 7 countries.

4) I was physically present when Boris Johnson said that June 23rd, 2016, would be Britain's Independence Day.

I guess 1. I imagine you writing a novel, I remember you saying you were eligible for the citizenship of 7 countries and you seem interested in politics so you'd probably go for a gawp at Johnson.

… and I forgive you for missing my list, by the way :)
Shwe Tu Colony wrote:K time for a prossibly mildly unfair three truths one lie, seeing as I rarely talk about my own life.

1. Despite running a fantasy tech nation I have never read Tolkien & in fact have an immature dislike of it just because it's mainstream.
2. I am often drawn to people because I wish to learn of their flaws & suffering.
3. I don't think in my own voice & remember particular voices in order to impart certain qualities into my own writing & thinking, often also imitating accents in my speech habits.
4. I watch anime often.

Guessing number 2

Forestian allishive wrote:Oh, fine, I'll be trendy
  1. I was in the Alamo Bowl halftime show in 2017

  2. I live in Flint, MI

  3. I'm fifteen

  4. I once had over 10 puppet states

I guess Number 1 is the lie.

Forestian allishive

The new bluestocking homeland wrote:I guess Number 1 is the lie.

No, actually, number one is true! And I do not want to do it again :P

Ambassador tiku

Okay I’ll jump on the bandwagon

1. By the time I was 21 I had finished both an Undergaduate and a Masters degree.

2. I once fell down a 65 feet deep well and had to be rescued by the police but I walked away with a few scratches.

3. I used to work for a Metals manufacturer where we sold incendiaries to militaries around the world. If there is a requisition of documents from Government suppliers, There will be enough enough corruption in most militaries to put most civil servants in jail for a long time.

Frieden-und Freudenland, Mount Seymour, Lord Dominator, The geeses commonwealth of goosedom, and 2 othersTurbeaux, and Canaltia

Turbeaux wrote:This makes me wonder if snow cyclists (bicyclists who ride bikes with super-wide tires straight through snow) have any special tricks. I have only ridden through snow once and it was barely below freezing. But I suppose you are getting more exercise if you have to deal with stiff lubricants, so good for you!

Funny enought that's the topic for my french exam and basically the hardest part is actually not sweating as you're so bundled up and moving. You also have to have patience and take your time. A 30 minute bikeride will easily take 45 minutes or longer.

It also said that snow bikers get mad respect from car drivers in the winter as you generally get treated poorly as biker which makes that an upside, probably because it's -50°C with a windchill and see you biking they think you're some kind of legend.

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