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Duby wrote:Two crowbars?

Those would, but not in the way your thinking

United states of gondor wrote:Those would, but not in the way your thinking

I can just jimmy your hips out with the two crowbars?

Duby wrote:I can just jimmy your hips out with the two crowbars?

I mean... that way too

United states of gondor wrote:I mean... that way too

Alright, cmere and lets test it out. Tell me if you feel your hips about to pop out, and I'll try it even harder.

Duby wrote:Alright, cmere and lets test it out. Tell me if you feel your hips about to pop out, and I'll try it even harder.

Ahh no, didn't feel a thing

United states of gondor wrote:Ahh no, didn't feel a thing

Damn, any other ideas? You think having professional boxer Mike Tyson punching your hips will cause them to break?

Duby wrote:Damn, any other ideas? You think having professional boxer Mike Tyson punching your hips will cause them to break?

Maybe... why do you want to break my hips?

United states of gondor wrote:Maybe... why do you want to break my hips?

Because loud hips lead to bad tips.

Duby wrote:Because loud hips lead to bad tips.

But my hips is how I get my tips

United states of gondor wrote:But my hips is how I get my tips

Tips to go against my Emperor lead, which is why I have to break them.

Duby wrote:Tips to go against my Emperor lead, which is why I have to break them.

Then how will I get money?

United states of gondor wrote:Then how will I get money?

You can flip burgers and Mc Donald's?

United states of gondor wrote:Then how will I get money?

commit theft

Duby wrote:You can flip burgers and Mc Donald's?

But... I like getting tips from my thighs it's more fun

The Free City of Nelson wrote:commit theft

That's actually a good idea

Duby wrote:Because loud hips lead to bad tips.

That's why you put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

Duby, The spook who sat by the door, and The Free City of Nelson

United states of gondor wrote:But... I like getting tips from my thighs it's more fun
That's actually a good idea

Commit theft as a McDonalds burger flipper.

Gibraltarica wrote:That's why you put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

I cant tell if this is a reference that's shooting over my head, or just advice.

Hockeyyekcoh

Gibraltarica wrote:That's why you put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

I like the sound of that

Duby wrote:Commit theft as a McDonalds burger flipper.

Uhh no

Duby wrote:I cant tell if this is a reference that's shooting over my head, or just advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

Duby and The spook who sat by the door

United states of gondor wrote:I like the sound of thatUhh no

Too bad you'll be also lacking a pelvis, hips and knees. All of those can be sold somewhere on the market, bones fetch a nice price.

commit theft against McDonald's CEO. redistribute the money by the McDonald's employees.

Duby wrote:Too bad you'll be also lacking a pelvis, hips and knees. All of those can be sold somewhere on the market, bones fetch a nice price.

Not if you don't break them :)

United states of gondor wrote:Not if you don't break them :)

As if I wouldn't

Duby wrote:As if I wouldn't

Please don't

United states of gondor wrote:Please don't

Do you have insurance? Cause me breaking them could get us a load of cash.

Duby wrote:Do you have insurance? Cause me breaking them could get us a load of cash.

US? why would I share?

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