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New paraiso, The arcadian empire, Bamboo kingdom, and Children of rust

The game has a new map feature. It is just recently released today.

The arcadian empire, Bamboo kingdom, and Children of rust

Bamboo kingdom

Saw the Map feature already, btw, I made both of you recruiters

Children of rust

Reactorland wrote:The game has a new map feature. It is just recently released today.

Amazing!

Children of rust

Idk what I've done...

Context

During the late XIX century, many nation's zoos started selling out capuchin monkeys due to considering them 'ugly' and their tendency to brake their jails.
Few zoos actually bought some of the monkeys, but after that, there was no place for the animals to go, as they couldn't be released into nature or else they'd die.

With hundreds of these monkeys on sale and no one buying, one of the great powers forced upon Arepandia to host the apes. The central was forced to scramble and build up a place where to place around 280 monkeys in less than two months, before the first cargo arrived.
Thus, the great monkey zoo was build as fast as they could in the outskirts of the capital, which became the largest zoo in the world, although of just monke.

The Ape's World Zoo

The "Ape's World centre" zoo was the largest complex at the time, consisting of 6 domes with limited interconnectivity for the apes, and hosted a few other ape species like the Spider monkey or the Lion monkey.
The inside was full of trees and vegetation, as the domes were built on top of an already existing forest, and zoo keepers had to be able to navigate and orientate inside it to not get lost.

The Outbrake

Two decades later, the ever increasing population of monkeys exploted, quite literally, as the population surpassed 500 beings, reaching the limit, now with the monkeys sleeping pilled up due to the lack of space.
This in turn caused great stress on them, causing mass rampages and the rages that destroyed the wooden walls of the dome. In the dome 6, the apes climed up a tree and mangaed to escape from the sky opening.

Thus becoming the great monkey outbreak of 1896. The monkes dispersed all through the country, even reaching neighbouring nations.
In the case of the Campesinado autonomus department, the Campesinos started killing the monkeys who reached their land.

Most of the monkeys who escaped to the wild died over time due to the cold climate and constant raining.
The ones that flooded the cities, managed to survive. Still, most of the population died, reaching an estimate of 100 apes in the nation.
Fortunately for them, a few decades later, the monkeys adapted, developing abundant fur, allowing them to survive in the nation.
The inhabitants, the humans, offered help to the monkeys who behaved well, promoting a well-manered culture in the monkeys.

Still, the population only stabilized around 120 individuals since then, and with modern technologies, the population count began to grow by 1947.

Current situation

Now, the forests of Arepandia are full of apes eating fruits and watching their heads our for eagles, their new natural predators, which thanks to them, [color=green}allowed the natural ecosistem to be balanced[/color] and not be hard impacted by the new specie. The eagles are their main predator in Arepandia, but they are source of food for cougars and boa snakes.

Meanwhile in the streets, they roam free on the street poles and trees, in the many green parts of the city.
While they ocationally can steal fruit for markets, over time the citizens have mannered the monkeys to behave well and live in harmony with the citizens.

They know how to avoid busy roads and to not be caught in the act of pooping on the walkway.
Some Arepandians claim to being able to interact with the monkeys, as some understand humans and rarely help people finding lost things or signalling criminals.
Their main collaboration to the city is their ability to predict inminent rain, to which they start shouting and running away for shelter.

Their diet in the city consist in the fruit they can find in the parks, but due to the non-abundance of it, a group of volutary people stablished and mantain points of food for the monkeys, recicling wasted food in good state, and using funds for what would be the old monkey centre.

Now, in the XXI century, the estimated monkey population is around 867 capuchin monkeys in the duchy, with 80% of them living in urban areas, of which, 50% live in Central Arepa.
While in Campesinado, it's a national sport the hunting of these monkeys.

They were declared as the official national animal in 1969, by popular vote in the previous year.

Read factbook

Children of rust

A foreigner is requesting an embassy, we shall vote on the poll.

Reactorland, The arcadian empire, and Children of rust

In appreciation for opening our embassy, this sumptuous meal is on us:

**Sets up a table of hot roast beef sandwiches, pasta salad, onion rings, French fries, iced tea, cupcakes, and Hershey's kisses**

Reactorland, Arepandia, The arcadian empire, Bamboo kingdom, and 1 otherChildren of rust

The arcadian empire

Gypsy Lands wrote:In appreciation for opening our embassy, this sumptuous meal is on us:

**Sets up a table of hot roast beef sandwiches, pasta salad, onion rings, French fries, iced tea, cupcakes, and Hershey's kisses**

The Proud Nations of the Uncivilised Gang happily accept this meal presented by the Great Matriarchy of Gypsy Land. Of course, The Sublime Empire of Arcadia has prepared it's own dellicacy for our esteemed guests.

A dozen waiters enter the room, each holding the most sought after luxury foods, Spaghetti Bolognese, Baked Lobsters, two bottles of century old wine, Marinated Lambchops, and various flavours of Ice Cream.

The arcadian empire

The Arcadian Empire welcomes all members of the Uncivilised Gang to visit our burgeoning nation and drink it's totally safe water :)

Gypsy Lands wrote:In appreciation for opening our embassy, this sumptuous meal is on us:

**Sets up a table of hot roast beef sandwiches, pasta salad, onion rings, French fries, iced tea, cupcakes, and Hershey's kisses**

As sumptuous all it may be, we Arepandians are a humble people.
But do not dismiss this gift as a small insignificant one, as I bring the selected best arepas of all the nation, ones that you can't find anywhere else, as such, this gift is of high meaning, as it's our expresion at its best.

Pulls out a bowl full of arepas, of dozens of different types.

We shall welcome our neighbour, Children of rust!

Reactorland, The arcadian empire, Wild human slavery, Red Lotus Society, and 1 otherChildren of rust

Today is world trade fair.

The arcadian empire and Children of rust

Man it's hard xD

I stashed what I could, and managed to get a potato

Children of rust

Arepandia has made declarations on the recent event involving Arcadia:

The stage is ready. A crowd has gathered outside the royal balcony. TV broadcasts are transmitting live. The worried nationals silence upon the Archduke, John II, steps out of the balcony; with a hurried appearance, he taps the microphone once and immediately says:

ˇAttacked, despaired, destroyed, depressed, and annihilated lays the once a nation of Brasilistan!
The arcadian empire has just nuked our near neighbor, obliterating the poor nation with a few dozen nuclear Missiles!

It's horrifying to see the mushroom clouds on the horizon, the heat wave we felt... that we are feeling, as just right now more strikes continue to land.

There is no doubt or question about what to do, but to condemn the catastrophic event the The arcadian empire has unleashed upon UnCivilized Gang.
So now:

The Grand Duchy of Arepandia hereby declares:
  • That she condemns firmly the attack on Brasilistan, brought forward by the dystopian leaders of The arcadian empire, as an out-of-mind decision.

  • May we support the annihilated nation in any way we can, providing support and performing rescue missions to help the innocent civilians, who suffer under the unjust aggression. Shall our arepas be of great hope and resilience.

  • Hence, Arepandia denounces to the UnCivilized Gang the warmongering of The arcadian empire, and shall proceed to cut former diplomatic relations with their oppressive leader.

The Duke of National Defense has been given orders to conduct rescue and salvage operations, prepare the defenses and deploy the Anti-Nuclear Countermeasures.
The fleet is ready and in orbit, and our brave grand army has been scrambled.

Meanwhile, the Duke of Internal Affairs will organize safeguarding measures against the nuclear spill and radioactive fallout.

To our loyal citizens, do not despair! That our nation stands and will stand firm, as we have already done.

I say goodbye, but not for the last time, as we shall not fall, as I leave to organize the plan for the unfortunate.







Read dispatch

The arcadian empire

Campesinado

Stance of the principality about the crisis:

The council of Campesinado has no feelings of compassion towards the Brasilistan.

Campesinado considers just and deserved the punishment made by The arcadian empire towards the insolent Brasilstani population.
Their aggression and continued provocations have been paid in measure by the Arcadian god.

This is what a great nation should look like, and hereby we congratulate Arcadia for their arm of justice, and it's open to strengthen relations with it.

Read dispatch

The arcadian empire

The arcadian empire

To address the recent issues surrounding Brasillistan:

The vile, barbaric nation has been found guilty of kidnaping children across the world, most egregious being the stealing of Arcadian children to mine diamonds in their camps.

This is unacceptable. Elite strike forces had been mobilised to rescue the children, 24 hours before we launched an official declaration of war against this rotten nation.

To show the people of Uncivilised Gang, the people of the world thar you do NOT mess with the Arcadian Empire, Brasillistan will be bathed in nuclear hellfire and turned into a nuclear wasteland.

Let it be known that the Arcadian Empire is not to be trifled with, and all those who even think about striking our nation, our people, will be met with threat of Nuclear Annihilation.

-The Grand Dictator of Arcadia

Children of rust

The arcadian empire wrote:To address the recent issues surrounding Brasillistan:

The vile, barbaric nation has been found guilty of kidnaping children across the world, most egregious being the stealing of Arcadian children to mine diamonds in their camps.

This is unacceptable. Elite strike forces had been mobilised to rescue the children, 24 hours before we launched an official declaration of war against this rotten nation.

To show the people of Uncivilised Gang, the people of the world thar you do NOT mess with the Arcadian Empire, Brasillistan will be bathed in nuclear hellfire and turned into a nuclear wasteland.

Let it be known that the Arcadian Empire is not to be trifled with, and all those who even think about striking our nation, our people, will be met with threat of Nuclear Annihilation.

-The Grand Dictator of Arcadia

Your use of nuclear weapons is vile and disgusting, and a severe overreaction you have repeated the mistakes of the past. But it is not your fault for destruction is in your blood. May you reap what you have sown.
- Scarlett Speaker of the Children of Rust

Arepandia and The arcadian empire

The arcadian empire wrote:To address the recent issues surrounding Brasillistan:

The vile, barbaric nation has been found guilty of kidnaping children across the world, most egregious being the stealing of Arcadian children to mine diamonds in their camps.

This is unacceptable. Elite strike forces had been mobilised to rescue the children, 24 hours before we launched an official declaration of war against this rotten nation.

To show the people of Uncivilised Gang, the people of the world thar you do NOT mess with the Arcadian Empire, Brasillistan will be bathed in nuclear hellfire and turned into a nuclear wasteland.

Let it be known that the Arcadian Empire is not to be trifled with, and all those who even think about striking our nation, our people, will be met with threat of Nuclear Annihilation.

-The Grand Dictator of Arcadia

Ani Glendelian has denounce your usage of nukes to the nation of Brasillistan and as of today, we have declared economic sanctions to your nation's products and services including RTS1 reaction videos.

- Ignacio Mindoro, spokesperson and mentor of Ani Glendelian who is apparently busy right now from fixing a rainforest

Arepandia, The arcadian empire, and Children of rust

The arcadian empire

Reactorland wrote:Ani Glendelian has denounce your usage of nukes to the nation of Brasillistan and as of today, we have declared economic sanctions to your nation's products and services including RTS1 reaction videos.

- Ignacio Mindoro, spokesperson and mentor of Ani Glendelian who is apparently busy right now from fixing a rainforest

Reactorland,

Reactorland wrote:Ani Glendelian has denounce your usage of nukes to the nation of Brasillistan and as of today, we have declared economic sanctions to your nation's products and services including RTS1 reaction videos.

- Ignacio Mindoro, spokesperson and mentor of Ani Glendelian who is apparently busy right now from fixing a rainforest

Starting from today, all who had embargoed or denounced the Arcadian Empire's decision to defend itself from the barbaric Brasillistani forces, such as Reactorland, Children of rust, and Arepandia, will be met with sanctions of their own, hereby banning the sale and exports of chips, clothing, military equipment, uranium, and will be denied access to food shipments for the foreseeable future.

Our decision to launch a nuclear strike over Brasillistani cities was not made to enact vengeance on their citizens, but to instead save Arcadian lives dying in a bloody conflict. Any further actions taken will be met with consequences.

-Speaker of the House, Emmanuel l'Romandie

Children of rust

Campesinado

The arcadian empire wrote:Reactorland, Starting from today, all who had embargoed or denounced the Arcadian Empire's decision to defend itself from the barbaric Brasillistani forces, such as Reactorland, Children of rust, Arepandia, and Campesinado will be met with sanctions of their own, hereby banning the sale and exports of chips, clothing, military equipment, uranium, and will be denied access to food shipments for the foreseeable future.

Our decision to launch a nuclear strike over Brasillistani cities was not made to enact vengeance on their citizens, but to instead save Arcadian lives dying in a bloody conflict. Any further actions taken will be met with consequences.

-Speaker of the House, Emmanuel l'Romandie

With all kinds and regards, we request a clarification of the latest statement, as by the looks of which, The arcadian empire will be impossing economic sactions against our principality, claiming that we, have denounced the use of WMDs.

To clarify our latest statrment, Campesinado is NOT against Arcadia, and believes that it was justice which rained above Brasilistan.

Furthermore, we congratulate the impossing of sanctions against our sworn enemy, Arepandia, and the council has agreed to create new contracts with Arcadia, as Campesinado is interested in accessing to new aircraft, and develop nuclear plants, only for scientific research, nit for anything else, no.

As such, we ask The arcadian empire to acknowledge us as a friend and possible ally.

- Speaker of the High Council, Getulio Retulio

The arcadian empire and Children of rust

The arcadian empire

Campesinado wrote:With all kinds and regards, we request a clarification of the latest statement, as by the looks of which, The arcadian empire will be impossing economic sactions against our principality, claiming that we, have denounced the use of WMDs.

To clarify our latest statrment, Campesinado is NOT against Arcadia, and believes that it was justice which rained above Brasilistan.

Furthermore, we congratulate the impossing of sanctions against our sworn enemy, Arepandia, and the council has agreed to create new contracts with Arcadia, as Campesinado is interested in accessing to new aircraft, and develop nuclear plants, only for scientific research, nit for anything else, no.

As such, we ask The arcadian empire to acknowledge us as a friend and possible ally.

- Speaker of the High Council, Getulio Retulio

The Arcadian Empire would like to lodge an official apology towards the High Councils of Campesinado and their peoples, our script writer was too tired to notice this mistake and has been kindly sent on a resort with paid leave for the rest of the month.

As a sign of our good will, we shall grant a 20% discount for the first 200 fifth generation jets, and a further 10% discount for all further uranium imports from Arcadia to Campesinado, to encourage trade amongst our people.

We have sent deputy minister Wilfred Deladier along with our nation's best mining company, Urani.Co CEO Jacques Rose on a first class flight to your capital, who should be expected to arrive within the next day. We will agree upon a treaty in the capital, and should this deal pass, we would not mind exchanging nuclear secrets in Nouvelle Arcadie.

-Speaker of the House of Representatives, Emmanuel d'and l'Romandie

Arepandia and Children of rust

It seems that our RMBs really dead. Need to spice it with a factbook entry.

nation=reactorland/detail=factbook/id=1951814

Arepandia, Bamboo kingdom, and Children of rust

To everyone who may be interested;

In partnership with other nations that had previously developed a text, I developed a new and better drafted one to repeal this infamous and facetious WA resolution.

I ask all ANTO allies to approve the resolution, we need 65 approvals for it to be voted on.

page=UN_view_proposal/id=merulla_1700983970

Reactorland has posted something to read with:

According to the capitalist powers, piracy destroys the creativity of the filmmakers and the entire entertainment industry. But in the socialist Reactorland, piracy was destroyed not by policemen or raids but with compassion and free media for all.

Operation Free Culture is a series of missions to improve the open-source communities in Reactorland with the help of government funding by decentralized welfare bureaus in Reactorland. The decentralized welfare bureaus, known in Reactorland as the The People's Voices (TPV), which doubles as a state-funded small reaction video company, started a plan to renovate every TPV buildings and turned them to "cultural production buildings" as the needs of entertainment rise over the people of Reactorland far and wide. This is part of the First Five Year Plans of Reactorland (2891

Changes made by OFC:

- Change and abolished the old copyright system to a new system called the People's Artistic Revolution License (PARL) system, which is essentially a remodeled open source license, but all media will be owned by the people.

Example:

All content created by [name, production name or group name] is owned by the government of Reactorland and the people all across the globe. Modification and destruction of any kind is allowed without any permission to the creator or the government of Reactorland, distribution of this material is legal and promoted by the state's Department of Media and Entertainment, Reactorland (DMER). Keeping this material in any form is legal and promoted by the government for preservation, enjoyment, and remixing. You don't need to write permission to anyone as the art and media belong to humanity.

ARTISTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

- Creation of DMER (Department of Media and Entertainment, Reactorland)

- Investment of open-source media and projects by People's Welfare Post of Reactorland (PWPR). This leads to a new game, soap opera, and music releases every week.

- Creation of People's Entertainment Foundation, the world's largest open-source community collective in the world with talented and creative staff members of over 10,000 men and women (known as the Great Reactors) all across the wasteland. (year 3025 census by PEF)

- Combating piracy by restorative justice to the accused and guilty with "punishment" of working in an open-source community for a fixed time (mostly around 1 year to 5 years).

Effects:

- Happier populace

- Stability to all 4 main ethnicities and minorities of Reactorland

It started a golden age of art in Reactorland called Erwa Period (Erwa means sun in Reactor Creole), which is still ongoing today.

- Restoration of the environment thanks to some funds going to the environment department.

Read factbook

And musical playlist to enjoy:

Arepandia and Children of rust

Sadus empyrasland

hello comrades
i am isnss

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