The Smartest Citizens in Deutschland
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of 3rd level of hell | Democratic Socialists | “L`etat c`est moi” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Typhootania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ich kann allem widerstehen, nur nicht der Versuchung!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Oder-Land | Democratic Socialists | “Der Fluss des Lebens, das Oder-Spree Land” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Cubestria | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Save The World - Solve The Cube” | |
| 5. |  The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney | Democratic Socialists | “remember the dead, but fight for the living” | |
| 6. |  The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ländle” | |
| 7. |  The Renegade Colony of Southern Yermaney | New York Times Democracy | “crush, kill, destroy, swag” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Nova Bavariae | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make Bavaria Great Again” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Alvernau | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Peace and Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Noocracy of Monte Argento | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam” |
