The Most Rebellious Youth in Lazarus
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 22,405th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 2. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Tellesopia | Democratic Socialists | “What the heck?” | |
| 4. |  The United Anarchy of Crianusia | Democratic Socialists | “O exon ota akoueto” | |
| 5. |  The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's Do This” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Fomdaeborg | Democratic Socialists | “Fornication is Compulsory” | |
| 7. |  The Unholy Commune of Bereza | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Everything for the people; nothing by the people.” | |
| 8. |  The United Computer States of Macworld | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Computers We Trust” | |
| 9. | The Democratic Socialist Stoners of Vanzef | Left-wing Utopia | “Smoqueed” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Fallen Apples | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Never try and you will never fail.” |
