The Nicest Citizens in Aissurian Union
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Villeinova | New York Times Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The State of WitzTucky | New York Times Democracy | “The great ear was our hero” | |
| 3. |  The State of United Federation of Earland | New York Times Democracy | “So help me god” |
