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The Most Rebellious Youth in Lazarus

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
2.	The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants	Anarchy	“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
3.	The Republic of Tellesopia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What the heck?”
4.	The United Anarchy of Crianusia	Democratic Socialists	“O exon ota akoueto”
5.	The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let's Do This”
6.	The Principality of Fomdaeborg	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Fornication is Compulsory”
7.	The Unholy Commune of Bereza	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Everything for the people; nothing by the people.”
8.	The United Computer States of Macworld	Civil Rights Lovefest	“In Computers We Trust”
9.	The Democratic Socialist Stoners of Vanzef	Left-wing Utopia	“Smoqueed”
10.	The Republic of Fallen Apples	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Never try and you will never fail.”

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