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The Safest in Oklahoma

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Oklahoma is ranked 15,795^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chat-filled roadbed of Will Rogers Turnpike	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Being a humorist is easy w/ the gov't working for you”
2.	The Free Land of Sequoyah	Civil Rights Lovefest	“ᎣᏴᏲ!”
3.	The Kumbaya of Falls Creek	Corporate Bordello	“You will come to Christ for exactly three days.”
4.	The Picnic in the parking lot of The Vinita Rest Area	New York Times Democracy	“Home of the World's Largest Vegan Sonic Drive-In”
5.	The Republic of Topid9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Freedom!”
6.	The Oppressed Peoples of Toke-lahoma	Anarchy	“Dude, don't bogart that... Woah... Where was I?”
7.	The Republic of Kerr McGee	Anarchy	“Doing Business”