The Most Secular in The North Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Kaliaaa | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Most Weapon, for most money” | |
| 2. |  The World of Simone Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Forward” | |
| 3. |  The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to the Kingdom!” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia | “Do you want an apple?” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Unsophisticate | Father Knows Best State | “Leave me alone” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 7. |  The Modern Institutions of The Discipled | Left-Leaning College State | “Time moves forward, with institutions moving backwards.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of War Dogs LXII | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains” | |
| 9. |  The People's Jamahiriya of Herzliyya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Neniigu la opozicion!” | |
| 10. |  The None Corrupt Dictatorship of Nord Norge | Democratic Socialists | “Ice Cold, Ice Hard.” |
