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Today, Her Motherhood has a reminder for His Adiposity as They feed the baby princes and princesses from breasts and bottles. Tubbabies wants The Two Tubbies to film commercials today for their new lines of men's and women's TubBras, modeling the latest fashions for eager Treadwellians.

It isn't exactly how His Lardship wants to spend the day, but He will get all the chocolate-glazed doughnuts He can eat between takes, and He gets to keep all of the new TubBras and underwear He models. Word has it there is also something new called TubBraces, which is a form of suspenders that clip gently to the straps of the TubBra and to an interior button on one's trousers. It's for those days when a Treadwellian man might need the comfort of securely snug pants but might want a supporting garment that's less visible than ordinary suspenders.

His Rotundity is intrigued.