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East pacific principal wrote:

How the heck did this boat get in the schoolyard

*uses intercom and makes an announcement*

“Will Shavara and Dreamersistan report to my office.....

Now!!”

<The principal's office is filled with rotten eggs and boobytrapped with hidden sprigs of asparagus, and on the walls is written in chalk:

'The Principal does poo poo in his pants'>