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The Minds of the Millennium

In Helsinki, Hallita Annala proudly announced four weeks ago that Finland would welcome into its arms some of the most brilliant scientists, mathematicians, and engineers in the world. After closed-door talks between Finnish and German delegations, it was ultimately decided that these nearly two dozen geniuses would be granted a specialized and modified level of Finnish citizenship and would become full-fledged members of the Finnish Civic Board for Advanced Sciences and Engineering (C-BASE). These great minds include famed airplane designer Willy Messerschmitt, young and famous physicist Werner Heisenberg, and world-renowned theoretical physicist and proposer of the theory of special relativity, the great Albert Einstein. The addition to the board includes six other highly-notable scientists.

With this agreement between the scientists and the Finnish government, these men will henceforth reside in Finland. The Fatherland will be graced by their services, as they will effectively now serve Finland with their great intellects. This development was made on the term that they retain a certain degree of contact with German officials and that they be permitted the ability to visit Germany on approved occasion.

Days after the announcement, the members of the colloquially dubbed "Millennium Nine," would arrive in Turku. Accompanied by their respective families, some of whom will also join them in their new homes, they were greeted by the Hallita and thousands of enthusiastic supporters of the agreement as well as their genuine admirers. Albert Einstein, who arrived with his wife and children, delivered a speech in which he made known his eagerness to begin a new chapter in his career by employing his work for Finland.

One of the most vocal supporters of the inclusion is, of course, Eric Tigerstedt, Finland's most famed inventor. "This move has, ultimately, given Finland total access to some of the world's smartest men. What far-sighted thinker wouldn't be in support of this?" The aerial pioneer specifically said that he was highly excited for an opportunity to engage in work with Willy Messerschmitt.

GAIN NATIONAL SPIRIT "THE MILLENNIUM NINE" WHICH GRANTS -150% RESEARCH TIME FOR THE ILMARINEN PROJECT AND OTHER SCIENTIFIC VENTURES