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Corlenia wrote:

After 48 hours of blasting hardbass into the capital of the Neyde spears kingdom, Kaiser Omega suddenly grew bored of the fact that semen filled socks had been thrown into his nation by Kendrickland, and that his countermeasures hadn't worked. He and his glory have finally decided that if Kendrickland, and the Neyde Spears Kingdom do not give up and pay 750,000+ neekoes to Corlenia, we will release the quote unquote "hot singles" that are in your area into the borders of Kendrickland and the Neyde Spears Kingdom. This is y'all's final warning.

Official Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Imperial Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, urges the Corlenian Kaiser to diplomatically solve the situation and that the Fengese are already irritated from the last 48 hours of hardbass that could be loudly heard even from Taijing. As entertaining as this conflict is, the Feng Dynasty regrets to say that the Imperial Court will take action of more of the music is played or if the Corlenians continue to irritate our populace, already sleep deprived from two days and nights of bass.