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The following was recorded from the Kudian Liberal News Program earlier today at 11:17

The government of the Empire of Kudia would like to give a full response on why it has been so quiet in the past few months. To put it bluntly, we lost all connection after a massive blackout in Hyperion Central, and a subsequent blackout in most major power grids in the nation. Reasons for which haven't been found as of recently, but it is speculated that a major snowstorm struck the mountains in which many of them are, and crippled them. It has taken us several months to fully power back on. But... we're back now. Some things have happened in the time we were cut off, but I guess it can be summarized down to... nationalists. A massive Kudian Nationalist uprising has begun in Hyperion earlier today, and it has NOT been getting any colder down there, and by that... I mean they've started rioting. Yup, you better grab your heavy umbrellas lined with type-67 reactive armor, because it is a bomb showcase down 'ere! (A loud crash can be heard in the background, along with panicked screams of terror as several news reporters run into the room, bursting into flame. Gunshots can be heard along with helicopters as it seems the police have turned and run.) *Sigh* I guess I should go get a broom ASAP. Long live Kudia, and- (The screams fly up the stairs as the sounds of a door flying open is soon replaced with shouts of "ANARCHY!") Hello dear enthusiastic rioter, what do you have to say about the situation as of currently?

The recording is cut off as a gunshot, followed by static go on for the next 30 seconds.