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Region: The North Pacific

Imperial bendale

Imperial bendale wrote:I wanna say your a real good guy, but we both know that would be a lie.

Its been a nightmare knowing your name, now its time for the charade to end.

I can't sayayayay GOODBYE

BECAUSE YOU'LL DDOS ME A FEW TIMES

You'll sell me to a african zoo, just so you will look cool.

You'll threaten my family, too much times.

So I will have to sleep with a gun a couple times!

I CAN'T SAYAYAYAY GOODBYE!

BECAUSE YOU WILL GRIND MY CHILDREN INTO MEAT PIE

I'LL TELL OBAMA YOU HAVE SWINE FLU

SO IT WILL BE HIS JOB TO GET RID OF YOU!

I CAN'T SAYAYAYAYAY

GOODBYE, MY FACE WILL BE TOO MANGLED TO IDENTIFY!

I HOPE I DON'T DIEEEEEEEEEE

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