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Journalist: "Mr. Ryan, your approval rate us currently above 70%. On average in most countries, approval rates fir politicians are between 40-50%. And at lowest point in your career when a scandal broke out about you saying you don't like cats, the lowest point of your ratings was 56%. And you're not a special case. Overall approval ratings for Novoblupolian politicians are very high when compared to international average. How do you explain this?"

MP Ryan: "Simple, really. There are two rules to follow for a politician to be loved. First - actually do your job. Second - don't be insufferable whenever you talk with others. At least try to be nice. It'll work wonders for a politician."