The Matriarchy of Catboiistan is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 26 million Catboiistands are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The strong Catboiistani economy, worth 1.63 trillion This is Bourgoise Nonsenses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,523 This is Bourgoise Nonsenses, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, refugees from other nations are flocking to Catboiistan's border, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catboiistan's national animal is the Ourselves of course, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Catboiistan is ranked 81,657^th in the world and 1,720^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.