The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.968 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 686 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,266 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, vacationing Democratic Of Turtleses expect to be treated as royalty, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 14,454^th in the world and 234^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 137.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.