The Kingdom of Greater Sus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Leopold I with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.576 billion Susarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrislo. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Susarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion Krestes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,275 Krestes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", tabloids coo over King Leopold I's expected child, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Sus's national animal is the Susarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maranchoism.

Greater Sus is ranked 3,584^th in the world and 68^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 232.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.