The Commonwealth of Leagio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kenith Lifejumper with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.513 billion Leagioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulion. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leagioan economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion Sulias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 412,209 Sulias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Leagio's national animal is the Palico, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Leagio is ranked 30,491^st in the world and 17^th in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.58 law-abiding acts per hour.