The Federal Republic of Neo Mavellen is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Stevinio Kiwi with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.97 billion Neo Mavellenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavolo. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Neo Mavellenian economy, worth 688 trillion Ilors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,392 Ilors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Mavellen's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Mavellen is ranked 256,183^rd in the world and 8,798^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -172.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.