The Democratic Republic of Falloa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lillian Ford with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.684 billion Falloans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,943 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Prime Minister Lillian Ford proudly dismantled a broken door, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Golden-heart Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 10,540^th in the world and 207^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.