The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 67 million Egyptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The all-consuming Egyptian economy, worth 5.87 trillion Piastreses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,643 Piastreses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,194 per year while the poor average 19,573, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Desert Fox sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Desert Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 254,040^th in the world and 5,622^nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 199.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.