The Free Land of Artrari is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 120 million Artrari hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Artrari economy, worth 5.15 trillion Nullens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,938 Nullens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artrari's national animal is the Ural Owl.

Artrari is ranked 179,312^th in the world and 61^st in Council of Nations for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.