The Free Land of McdonaldsMart is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.073 billion Wagies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Employed economy, worth 610 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,501 Cheeseburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, you can tell when Wagies are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, euthanasia is legal, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. McdonaldsMart's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

McdonaldsMart is ranked 7,323^rd in the world and 10^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,521.7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.