The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.27 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,695 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 523,424 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,092,655 per year while the poor average 87,960, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, you're only as old as you feel, Kaiser Janos II's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and baseball caps are the new fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 286,473^rd in the world and 60^th in One big Island for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -45.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.