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Largest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 31st
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population36.942 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.942 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 17,849 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 483,169 Gold or Silver Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of BrightonBurgian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there's a hole in the heart of every BrightonBurgian city, serial killers are the country's biggest import, and membership in Orange Catholic is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 116th in the world and 1st in One big Island for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 20,153.13 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndFattest Citizens: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 86thMost Avoided: 92ndMost Devout: 92ndMost Primitive: 95thHighest Economic Output: 96thMost Ignorant Citizens: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 173rdLargest Retail Industry: 176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 213thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndLargest Populations: 401stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 947thMost Armed: 1,307thRudest Citizens: 1,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,547thLargest Black Market: 1,956thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,429thMost Influential: 5,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,005thMost Efficient Economies: 9,285thMost Conservative: 9,481stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 17,633rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,727thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,293rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the region

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