The Hellenic Republic of Nea Athena is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Platon Sokratis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.93 billion Nea Athenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristotelis. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nea Athenian economy, worth 729 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,016 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, builders across Nea Athena are blocked up with orders for new public loos, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime is totally unknown. Nea Athena's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenic Polytheism.

Nea Athena is ranked 7,682^nd in the world and 1^st in Edmundian Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,613.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.