The Unitarian Republic of Einsiev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcel Emmanuel Petois with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 20.216 billion Einsioneis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Château de Rivagnon. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einsioneis economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion Bizons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,630 Bizons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einsiev's national animal is the Greater Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Einsiev is ranked 258,899^th in the world and 91^st in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.