The United Kingdom of The United British Kingdom is a huge, safe nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 375 million British have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong British economy, worth 22.9 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,198 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United British Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United British Kingdom is ranked 242,840^th in the world and 113^th in Geopolity for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -18.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.