The Constitutional Monarchy of United Arcadian Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Elisabeth with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 20.873 billion United Arcadian Republicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Arcadian Republic City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Arcadian Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion gold dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,028 gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, United Arcadian Republicians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, moonshine has made a resurgence, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Arcadian Republic's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Arcadian Republic is ranked 42,977^th in the world and 16^th in Geopolity for Most Corrupt Governments, with 49.36 kickbacks per hour.