The Empire of New Pacific Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and parental licensing program. The hard-working, cynical population of 15.075 billion Pacificans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Francograd. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The Pacifican economy, worth 823 trillion denariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,623 denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, Leader is the self-declared God of all New Pacific Order, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and Leader is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (New Pacific Order has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Pacific Order's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

New Pacific Order is ranked 35,548^th in the world and 709^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.