The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.576 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 465 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,245 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, Northern Zorbrasnka's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 285,898^th in the world and 6,113^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.54 kickbacks per hour.