Population | 14.775 billion |
Capital | Buttercity |
Leader | Josephine Alvarez |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | butterfly |
The Democratic Federation of Lauchenoiria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josephine Alvarez with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.775 billion Lauchenoirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttercity. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lauchenoirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,551 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, Josephine Alvarez's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lauchenoiria's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Lauchenoiria is ranked 290,104th in the world and 83rd in International Democratic Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lauchenoiria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Stationary and Highest Food Quality.
- : Lauchenoiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Lauchenoiria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Lauchenoiria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Lauchenoiria was endorsed by The Hypotheticality of Anonymous Endorsing Agent.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Comhar, Separatist Peoples, Libertas Omnium Maximus, United New England, Laeral, Grellania, Novella Islands, Trive 38, New Lusitania and the Algarves, Gardavasque, Taberland, Haesan, Legionas, Aredoa, Lakilandia, Sycona, Sunemia, and Anonymous Endorsing Agent.