Population | 10.415 billion |
Capital | Georgine |
Leader | Roger Stahlberg |
Faith | The Gospel Church of Caryton |
Currency | Cary Credit |
Animal | Golden Retriever |
The Ecclesiastical Meritocracy of Spiritual Republic of Caryton is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roger Stahlberg with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.415 billion Carytonics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgine. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Carytonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion Cary Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,606 Cary Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiritual Republic of Caryton's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Gospel Church of Caryton.
Spiritual Republic of Caryton is ranked 6,027th in the world and 3rd in Aeterna for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spiritual Republic of Caryton's influence in Aeterna rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Spiritual Republic of Caryton's influence in Aeterna rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Spiritual Republic of Caryton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.