The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.373 billion Finmanyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,218 Finmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the nation's smallest Dogsball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.

Finmany is ranked 3,564^th in the world and 2^nd in Christmas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.54 law-abiding acts per hour.