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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,363rdBest Weather: 2,401st
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Via ad infernum
Bert Finmany the XV
Gift Wrapper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.407 billion

LeaderBert Finmany the XV


The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.407 billion Finmanyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,684 Finmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, Bert Finmany the XV's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and Finmany's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.

Finmany is ranked 161,532nd in the world and 77th in Christmas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,363rdBest Weather: 2,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,487thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,711thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,763rdLargest Governments: 3,868thHealthiest Citizens: 3,879thLowest Crime Rates: 3,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,003rdMost Inclusive: 4,225thMost Efficient Economies: 4,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,849thMost Developed: 5,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,964thMost Influential: 7,054thHighest Economic Output: 7,150thSmartest Citizens: 7,502ndRudest Citizens: 7,608thMost Cultured: 7,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,042ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,225thHighest Average Incomes: 10,239thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,636thMost Secular: 13,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,705thLargest Populations: 20,008thMost Stationary: 20,373rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the region

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